Applaud Him...

#TeamBreezy

This man Chris Brown went the fuck off APPLAUD HIM!!!! There's no denying that this was the best performance of the night as well as the best MJ tribute hands down; this shit was long overdue. I always remained a fan of Breezy's even after all the trials and tribulations he faced and this goes to show that my support wasn't in vain; maybe now critics can stop riding his dick about that bullshit and respect him for the talented artist and survivor that he is. It takes incredible strength to go through what Chris did and still overcome and remain sane, many of us can not say the same. The first chance of adversities many would give up and drink or drug themselves into oblivion, temporarily removing the pain but permanently damaging their lives. Chris is a fighter and sincerely realizes the mistakes he's made and its about time we forgive him & understand that we're all human and NONE is short of sin.

Skype or DIE

Skype has the potential to get annoying fast. Im tired of sleeping in my bed and being woken up by a ringing computer, especially by a person that i dont wanna see in person let alone on camera. Like wtf its 9am, can i brush my teeth and wipe the crust out of my eyes before your blowing my computer up. There are times when i barely even sign on and niggaz are already hitting my shit up like damn are you skype stalking me now, got special alerts and shit when i sign on or something. If your that pressed for skype, there are 20,627,448 other ppl signed on, go bug them & leave me the hell alone sheesh. And what makes niggaz think i wanna video chat with them in the first place, i barely know you yo, chill out. Skype should be reserved for ppl you know intimately and not for random muthafuckaz u meet off tinychat. Talking on the phone to someone you barely know is boring as shit in its own so now your gonna add video to that and make it extra lame. Now you can see when the person is not interested and clearly preoccupied with other shit smh i cant, then niggaz wanna just sit silent and just stare at each other thefuck? I refuse, thats why when i log onto skype i make sure im invisible this way i can see niggaz but they cant see me and if i wanna video chat or whatever with someone i can do it on my terms and with someone i actually like. Besides skype is a big ass hassle. Most of the times when im in my crib im dressed comfortably with my hair wrapped up and i dont got time to be getting dressed and unwrapping my hair for skype calls, that shit is tiresome and extra.

Skype dry snitches like shit too. As soon as you sign on niggaz know...change your status, they know....been idle for more than 5mins, they know...your last login, they know...if you deny a call, they know...take a shit, they know...damn this shit is like an ankle monitor, clocking all your moves. Skype lets niggaz kno what song your listening to on itunes so u cant even play it off like i didnt see their call bc clearly u were on the computer. And dont get me on the screenshots smh getting caught in compromising positions on skype is not the business, skype is just all bad. I say if you dont trust the person with your life dont be on skype with them, PERIOD! Skype doesnt allow you to multitask efficiently either, besides thats just rude, well if your like me you really dont care but whats the point of being on skype if your not gonna give the person your undivided? You cant even sneak and be on skype or say your someplace else when your not bc its video smh all this stuff makes me anti-skype. And if there is not a special, private place where you can go to get on skype, its not for you. The worst thing that can happen is ur on skype with ur main jawn and ur side jawn comes barging in bedroom, fresh outta the shower ready for sum action smh all bad. Now how the hell are u gonna get yourself out of that situation? You cant. Skype is like an adulteresses worst nightmare, blackmail all kinds of shit, just messy.

I like skype on my terms and when im not being pressured into answering a damn computer just bc. With that being said, i dont promote stalking & skype is not aim or bbm so dont bother asking me for mines...the end.

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Wild BansheeS of the Day!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BITCHEZ GO AWF!!!!

The Backdoor Boogie!

"The backdoor boogie" aka ANAL SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heres my thing, if your into that kind of stuff, cool, just keep ur booty escapades to yourself, and if your a guy dont get mad when i comment on how your gay - it just is what it is. An asshole has no face or shall i say cant be distinguished from person to person, meaning - you cant tell the difference between a male asshole and a female's. Now for some of you that want to argue me down about this, i have one thing to say: YOUR GAY come out of the closet immediately. Plz dont hide behind the fact that its a female your fucking in the ass bc it can just as easily be a guy. I have one motto, if you can fuck a girl in the ass, you can fuck a guy in the ass as well, u just haven't been intoxicated enough.

I am by no means a fan or a participant of anal sex; just envisioning the pain involved makes me cringe and tease up my ass. There are times when im having sex and his penis accidentally slips out and travels a lil south and pokes my ass a little bit and i scream out in agony; i want no parts. I just don't understand the pleasure in that for a female. I can understand the pleasure for a guy considering that their "g-spot" is located in their rectum but it baffles me how females can find anal sex enjoyable let alone bearable.

This chick i USE to be cool with use to tell me all the time how much she LOVES anal sex like i gave a flying fuck, that shit disgusted me. She loved it so much so that she rather have ass sex than regular sex WAITWHAT? If a guy wouldnt fuck her in the ass she didnt want no parts of him. THATS INSANE! #1 her ass has to be raw & loose as hell, it wouldn't surprise me if she accidentally shitted on herself every now and again. #2 what guy is actually ok with these conditions?? A CLOSET FAG my point exactly. Any man who calls themselves' "straight"would NEVER agree to these terms & if he wud he's a butt cruncher and he prolly does it on the regular with dudes. If i was a guy there is NO WAY i wud pass up pussy for a shitty ass asshole (NO RAINBOW). Fuck all that kinky freaky shit, this is straight up NASTY & idgaf if i offend you, YOUR NASTY, get over it.

As a straight man you should not ask me to lick your asshole or insert anything into your asshole. NO ANAL BEEDS...DILDOS...FINGERS...TONGUES....NOTHING! i will embarrass you and make you wish you were never born. I am absolutely terrified of encountering down low brothers and all this shit just adds to my paranoia. If you even mention the word "asshole" with a hint of sexual desire i will spazz on that ass. And i watch out for niggaz who are a lil too fascinated with my asshole as well. A lil lick or a finger here and there is cool HOWEVER if all you want to do is toss my salad night after night and your getting off on this, there's a problem, you secretly like ass and probably need to straighten some things out. I test guys out sometimes, i might run my finger across his ass to see how he reacts. If he jumps up and creates a whole scene about it he's being extra as hell and could be hiding something. If he doesnt react or reacts with a soft moan, he's use to this shit and is GAY, i dont believe in men being bi-sexual or experimenting, nigga your GAY, plain and simple. But if he plays it cool, and pushes your hand away and says something like "stop playing" then he's good or a good ass actor, either way he passes the test.

I love gay men to def, especially the flammin ones but that stops when it comes to dating. I want a REAL MAN, that likes female body parts, not a trade (down low brother) thats fascinated with sticking his penis in my asshole, stretching it out of shape and causing internal bleeding and shit NO WAY NO HOW find another donkey to fuck..

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The Condom that Bites Back!

#waitwhat?

"A South African doctor has created a female condom that puts teeth in the fight against rape. Literally. The anti-rape condom, called "Rape-aXe," features rows of jagged hooks designed to attach to a man's penis during penetration. Once attached, the condom can only be removed by a doctor - hopefully when authorities can arrest him, Dr. Sonnet Ehlers, the condom's designer, told CNN. "It hurts, he cannot pee and walk when it's on," she said. "If he tries to remove it, it will clasp even tighter... however, it doesn't break the skin, and there's no danger of fluid exposure." Ehlers said she sold her house and car to launch the project, and she planned to supervise the distribution of 30,000 free devices in cities hosting the World Cup soccer matches. After the trial period, they'll be available for about $2 apiece, according to CNN." - CBS

This device can definitely be used in more enjoyable cases. Say for instance you catch your man cheating and want to get a lil get back. All you have to do is insert this condom into your vagina and seduce that whack ass nigga. He'll be so anxious to get his dick wet that he wont even realize shit until its too late and something is gnawing on his penis hahaha bet he's wishing he never fucked with you lmaoooo talk about snap back. This is like a GIANT step for feminism. Niggaz gone be scared to stick their dick in anything in fear that their ass is gonna get trapped LITERALLY! I can see it now, for $2 all your dick problems will vanish *evil laugh* i need to figure out how i can get my hands on one of these.

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The Hairless Banshee!

What it you found out the guy you were dealing with shaved his bikini line? Matter of fact, he shaved his entire pubic area? And im not talking about a lil trim here and there to get the bush to a minimum, im talking about FULL BLOWN no hair at all, bald as a baby's bottom. WTF wud you do?

I was over this guy's house one day during the winter. I've known this guy since 2005 & we're pretty cool. Anyway i went to use the bathroom and me being the inquisitive person that i am just did a little looking around aka snooping (lol). I open up one of his cabinets and all this shit came tumbling down which scared the shit out of me. I paused for a second, making sure he didn't hear me then i started picking everything up to put it back in its rightful place. As im putting these items back, i run across a bottle of Nair, and another, and another. Im like WHOA some chick is really trying to make her presence known. Then i run across about 5 different sized razors, sum shaving creaming, & hydrocortisone cream. Immediately im like this chick shaves alot but i really didnt think much of it. I finished up in the bathroom & then joined him back in the living room. Being the upfront person that i am i asked him who's shit that was. He asked what was i talking about and i quickly made up a lil fib about me looking for a band-aid when i opened up the cabinet and all this shit came tumbling down on my head, the Nair being one of those items. To my surprise and as nonchalant as humanly possible he responded with "they're mine" O________o.........

Hold up....you dont understand, i stared at him with the blankest look waiting for him to tell me he was just playing but that never happened. I wanted to high tail my yellow ass outta there so fast, it wasnt funny but i remained cool, calm, & collected just to get sum type of explanation that wud somehow make me feel a lil bit better about the situation but that never happened either. He went on about his business like he just didn't reveal to me that he uses Nair - a hair removal product for females. I am by no means a homophobe, i love the kids HOWEVER i am terrified of encountering "down low brothers" & the only thing going through my mind right now is - he secretly Nair's his man-gina. At this point he's rambling about God knows what, i am the least bit interested all i want to know is wtf do you need Nair for?

The night continues and he ends up getting up to take a shower, all the while im still thinking about this Nair fiasco not aware that im about to find out exactly what its used for. Im sitting on the couch, with my back to the bathroom. Next thing i know he's coming out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his waste and what looks to be shaving cream on his legs, arms, and chest. Upon further inspection and the pungent odor of rotten eggs did i discover that it wasnt shaving cream, it was in fact Nair....i died...i stared...i died again. My eyes started to burn from the strong ass odor that i had to excuse myself and go out onto the porch to get sum fresh air. WTF just happened? i know this nigga didnt have Nair on his legs, arms, and chest? What kind of bitch shit? Is he on the down low? All these questions were going through my mind at this time. I guess i was outside a lil too long in the dead of winter that he came out to check on me. I said i was cool but was a lil tired so im going to head home, still unfazed my reactions he said okay.

I stopped talking to this guy for about two months. I ignored his phone calls & text messages, i was just too freaked out. I cud get over a man being a lil metrosexual but using Nair is a whole different ball game. Anyway one day i decided to answer one of his phone calls and made up a lie about me being too busy blah blah blah to make a long story short he basically started telling me how he was getting into body building and how his life has been real hectic lately with the training and everything. The subject was kinda intriguing so i began to ask questions like: how do you train? what do you eat? etc. So we get on the topic of getting prepared the night b4 a show and he revealed that ideally you do not want any hair on your body bc #1 it adds on to ur weight & it just looks better to be oily and hairless. So he has to shave his ENTIRE body. Arms, legs, chest, back, ass, & yes the pubs too which explains the Nair, i guess. i felt a lil better but it still weirded me out. He said he cant shave certain parts of his body bc he breaks out thats why he uses the Nair *wipes sweat off forehead* wheew what a relief, so he's not on the down low after all. THE END!

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You ARE the Father!!!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!