Struttin'

"walk about 10-15miles on the highway and I bet you won't be strutin' dat ass.."

And they think that white people can't act just as ignorant as black people..smh

Ratchet Hoe Shit

Our damn education system has failed the youth!

This chick is nutty as hell. I refuse to believe that she has any...ANY fucking common sense. Jesus please be a Silvan Learning Center, because this child needs to reevaluate her whole existence. She has lost in life.

I can't even come up with the words...

When I see her in a headline or see a WSHH video about her, I just hang my head and pray that whatever water this chick is sipping on, stays on the west coast.

She has pissed me off.

#icant

THE LISTS!!!!!!!!????.....

So today twitter was buzzing  about some lists. what was funny about it was that girls put it together talking about guys. Oh boy did they have pussy fits to make sure they wasn't on the lists. You see when they blast females its OK but when its their time the queens come out. The lists consist of small penis,devouring the ass and vagina and the biggest smuts. I love fuckery but i will not participate so I'm not going to name names.

It was like making the list for some event but you did not want your name appearing on it. I read the list and SMH WTF was up when was it ever acceptable to top chef every and anyones' ass and coochie. These are the same niggas that meet you the first and want to tongue you down (another post and story) ewwwwwwww NO!!!!!!!!! Niggas was having mental breakdown over these lists like my dude don't participate in hoetry and ratchetness and you wont be on blast.

Any female that added her 2cents to the list should be ashamed of herself cause alot of people recognized names and messed with people off the lists. i forwarded around to a few people and I am hoping no dodo head thinks i contributed on that list cause people don't read they skim stuff and jump to conclusion. These females and males are too ratchet to grasp or understand them.

SN: I reviewed the list and is going to be on the look for the trifling men cause they were alot from Harlem,Queens and Brooklyn so you already know you are bound to meet them @ a party,on fb, on twitter or a hood gathering.

The Next Contestant on the Wild Banshee Screen!

sigh...I should have done this a long time ago but i decided to give dude the benefit of the doubt, until this...

WTF grown ass man puts a smiley face on somebody's facebook wall for the entire world to see? A bitchass one thats who. This right here nigga, in my best Kat Williams' voice, is thirsty at its finest. On a scale from 1 to Chris Brown, how desperate are you?[no shade Breezy] Brace yourself there's more...

Who the fuck are you? Noseriously, im thumbing through my mental rolodex trying to put a face to the thirstiness and im coming up empty. I would have to know you to forget about you...I DONT KNO YOU MAN go that way =====>[in my best Big Pun voice] Let me just say this, just bc we are "friends" on facebook does not mean i know you, want to get to know you, or give a fuck about you. Get it, got it, GOOD, now leave me the fuck alone. I definitely saved the best for last...

This shit is truly absurd. Im extremely saddened by this display of bitchness. Who the fuck does this shit?? #1 your desperate, #2 your desperate, & #3 your FUCKING DESPERATE!!!! Something is sincerely wrong with you sir, i suggest you check yourself into a mental asylum ASAPINGTON, your a danger to society. How out of touch with reality do you have to be to see that im clearly, purposely, intentionally, without a doubt IGNORING your retarded ass??

smh im done

From Real Fish to Fem Queen...

Is this what the girls are doing these days???... Impersonating drag queens??? I just can't!

Girllll, you look like a mix between a character from Hairspray and girl out of a Hot Boyz video...(are those gold caps???)

Is it me or...???

Is it me or does Amil-lion favor Leiomy Mizrahi???

I live for Leiomy but Amil has been known too look a little manly. #imjustsayin.

I'll take my Metro Card to go please

Thank the American education system smh this is why i can wait for school to be back in session. These lil kool-aid drinkers have nothing better to do than to cause fuckery. There is absolutely no reason why that nigga should put his hands on a female, granted he's clearly a flamin bottom but i dont care, especially when she wasnt provoking him; besides there were plenty of ratchet ass hoes readily available to do the job, i.e. the lil bird with the side bun and slick ass bang. ALL THESE MUTHAFUCKAS NEED THEIR LIL ASSES BEAT

The dance of a free man...

While watching Maury today i was inspired to comprise a list of videos that highlight the "you are NOT the father" trend on Maury, & the excitement involved when those words are read. Enjoy!



*im 5,000% sure...bitch bye!!



*dives in casket head first smh im done lmaooooo



*did that bitch really fall out on the floor on national fuckin tv?? lmaoooo i cant



*YOULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!


FLAWLESS FUCKING VICTORY!!!!

Sunday's Best!

This right here is my swag

all the boys are on me swag

everybody pay attention

this right here is my

FRESH OFF THE BOAT SWAG!!

*sigh*

Dear RiRi,

BITCH WTF DO YOU HAVE ON?? Your stylist must be on vacay and left your ass confused and lost. Bitch are those fatigue jeans O_o now dont get me wrong you's a bad bitch when you want to be but this outfit is just tragic and unfortunate. And those white church shoes...im confused, was it communion sunday? Some deaconess must have caught the Holy Ghost, kicked off her shoes, and you made a mad dash with them smh FAIL FAIL FAIL!!!!

Lets bow our heads and pray....Dear Lord plz forgive this child bc she knows not what she do, & Lord plz forgive the back of her head for being tardy for the party...AMEN! Im done...there is absolutely no reason for the back of her head to look like a bowl of pubic hairs. Bitch use black gel, jam, cum, shit anything to lay that patch of dry, rough as hair down smh how dreadful. Bitch you just made me throw up in my mouth, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Noseriously im still stuck on these fatigue jeans tho...


Regards,

Your Favorite Wig Snatcher!


no shade...

Bar/Nightclub Etiquette...Really?!

Instead of giving you paragraphs of what NOT to do while out at bars and nightclubs, I have simply complied a list.

And it goes a little somethin', like this...

1. Keep it cute. This encompasses many different tragic things that I see out at clubs and bars. Although it is pretty broad, it is very basic and simple. Let's keep shoes on; lip stick off the teeth, lets not sweat our hair out, lets keep the make up from running off our face, please shave your legs and armpits, keep your cha-cha covered at all times, and lets stop this sex on the dance floor.
2. If you're on a budget, stay your ass at home. I hate...HATE listening to people ask the bartender how much this cost, and how much that costs. If you have to do some basic accounting before you can order a drink, your priorities are in the wrong places and you need to go home. Asking how much something costs is only acceptable when ordering a drink that the bartender does not know how to make. Which leads me to...
3. Order what you know. There is a time and place for ordering new shit, like at TGI Fridays or Ruby Tuesday, when you have time and patience to school a bartender on how to make a specific drink, or try a new one. While out at a bar, get what you know! Make it easy for the bartender, who has to make a million other drinks and does not have the time to complete a full SAT prep in order to figure out how to make this drink. And usually when you get what you know, you're ready for the price tag and there is no need to ask how much.
4. Ladies, the club bathroom is not your personal space. This one specifically is for the ladies who stand around in the bathroom staring in the mirror, taking up all the damn sinks so that everyone else must wait to just wash their hands and leave because you need to glue a track back in! I can't stand these kinds of women with a passion, because if you need to stand in the bathroom and get ready then maybe you should have spent more time at home in your mirror. Club bathrooms are for reapplying lipgloss and actually going to the bathroom, not a full beauty session.
5. Fellas, there are no walls so you know we can see you? Don't you hate the one brother who floats around the club going from woman to woman, getting numbers and laying his "mack" down...like we all can't see him!?? Bye boy. Trust, all these women are clowning you and giving you the wrong number.
6. Manners still matter! The one thing that pisses me off is the amount of people who walk through the club or bar and never once acknowledge that someone was standing in their path. No 'excuse me' or anything. Sometimes I have to question whether I'm visible to the human eye or not. It goes a long way to just say "excuse me" or "i'm sorry" if you bump into someone or need them to politely move out of your way. It also sucks if you bump into me and I spill my drink, because now you owe you $11 for my Tokyo Tea!
7. It's all love in the club. This one is for those few hating ass chicks who get salty when they get schooled on the dance floor. We're all in the club/bar to have a good time, please don't take it to heart. If I just taught you how to dougie, pass it on, no need to get salty. Pick up a Darren's Dance Grooves and learn how to two-step.

I could go on all day...

But these are some basic tips that will keep your party going and ensure that everyone around you also enjoys themselves. Sometimes a little consideration goes a long way, even in the club.

Follow these few rules and I promise you that your friends and others will no longer be embarrassed to take you anywhere anymore. And of course, I won't have to clown you to my friends and post your busted tail on my Twitter.

#keepitcute

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Do You Need A Gatorade Sir?

Yesterday I posted this to my tumblr: ❒Taken ❒ Single ✔Just Eat My Pussy. Now my tumblr is hooked up to my facebook, so all of my posts automatically goes there. Big mistake! That only invited all of the thirst buckets. This parched one came straight to me through text:





I really wish that I could send this man a gatorade or a bottle of water. I have known him for almost two years, and I have never gave him the time of day. He has even offered to pay my rent for six months, so that I can give him a chance. I shut him down every time. He refuses to give up. The crazy thing is that he's really cute. Quite the male whore actually. He has plenty of women to choose from. The problem is that I'm most likely the first female to shut him down and take him as a joke. Men always want to chase after something they can't have. I don't understand men logic sometimes. One day he will get over this fascination with me. Hopefully :-\

Can Watching Porn Turn You Gay?

Ummmm maybe.

As a female who actually likes watching porn i can say that too much of a good thing can definitely turn bad. Most of us didnt start watching porn on our own, we were pressured by a boyfriend/boo/jumpoff to watch it once it was "accidentally" popped into the DVD player & curiosity got the best of us. Though apprehensive at first we actually grew to tolerate it once in awhile, if not like it all together. But what happens when every now and then turns into every night? Or when the only way you can get in the 'mood' is when you watch porn? This is a problem that can seriously hurt your sexual appetite.

Watching porn can actually be very insightful and interesting. You can learn different 'tricks' for the bed room, what makes your partner tick, & their sexually fantasies, but it can very well be detrimental as well. Which brings us to the 3some/girl-on-girl action.

Hypothetically speaking [of course] the subject of a threesome pops up one day when yall are watching one of these 'flicks.' The average chick says "HELL NO NIGGA" [lol] while the curious one actually considers it for a second, a lil hesitant she responds with a subtle "no,' but the seed has been planted and continues to grow. With much persistence & relentlessness she eventually considers it, and agrees. [DISCLAIMER: i have never had a threesome b4 therefore i do not know the particulars of constructing one, this is just based on what i've been told so work with me]. A third party is then discussed and agreed upon; friends, friends of friends, ex-girlfriends, boos, & jump-offs are all off limits, it must be a neutral party, somebody that you will never encounter again - the chick working at Starbucks, a stripper, etc.  Anyway, so judgement day is here, its a lil awkward at first but you get through it with the help of your favorite drug of choice (goose, 4 lokos, weed, ecstasy, etc.).

When its all said and done you actually enjoyed, fuck it - YOU LOVED IT! However, the part that you liked the most had nothing to do with your boyfriend but your invited friend - the chick. You quickly start asking yourself "does this mean im gay?" Sensing that your overreacting, you immediately place the thought out of your head. But not long after its back. It gets to the point where you cant stop fantasizing about your lil rendezvous. Your thoughts are consumed with the way she smelled, her touch, her taste, and you get excited all over again. Embarrassed by your thoughts you dont tell your boyfriend, instead you invade his stash of pornos and find the one with your favorite girl-on-girl scenes, pop it in, and masturbate until your satisfied. Filled with guilt you cant even look your man in the eyes anymore, let alone have sex with him, in fact the only part of sex you enjoy is when he's giving you oral sex. Eventually the relationship falls apart from lack of sexual desire and satisfaction on your part. Its like that first hit of crack, your constantly searching for that first high but unfortunately your search is in vain bc you will never get it back. What now?

First and foremost: YES BITCH YOUR GAY! So stop convincing yourself otherwise. You allowed a man to influence your actions smh yea your a dumb bitch but theres nothing you can do about it now, your turned. You prolly been gay since birth and it took up until now for you to bust outta the closet. YOU MAD? Well get glad and accept it. And fellas you aren't excluded from this lil scenario either. Yall are mighty suspect too, constantly watching another man's dick on camera hmmmm next thing you know you'll want to reenact the scenes with a man. Mark my words.

At the end of the day, you may think that this scenario is a little far fetch but there is a positive correlation with watching porn & 3somes. Meaning, the more you watch porn the more you will want to have a 3some, and there is an even bigger correlation between 3somes and lesbian relations - more 3somes = more gay relations. LESBI-HONEST! Just think twice the next time you decide to pick up a porno and watch it with your dude. It can ultimately turn you into a carpet-munching cat snatcher. And you'll be stuck asking yourself can porn turn you gay? Yes it can!


no shade...

Dear Lala...

First and foremost i would like to congratulate you on finally, after 10 years convincing Carmelo to marry your ass, no shade involved. Now....

WTF is going on with your head? You look like that thing on Beatle Juice where it's head shrunk but his body stayed big, whatever your doing cease immediately. You look like some coked out stoner, your eyes are buggin outta ur head, please stop before you become somebody's ex-wife b4 the year is up. Why did you feel the need to lose weight anyway? Its not like your doing anything relevant these days...once again, no shade involved.

And another thing, if i was to chop ur head off in this pic you would be Kim K, stop it. Idk why you bitches wanna be like that fame whore. You are a strong black woman, stand on your own please. Idk what type of voodoo or roots Kim got on yall but pray to Buddha, catch the Holy Ghost, fuck a Catholic preist, or something bc this is not acceptable. Keep following in her foot steps and your gonna be just like her - left alone with nothing but a nose job and cheek implants.

I foresee a Carmelo and Lala sex-tape in the future...

Sincerely,

Your Favorite Wig Snatcher

no shade...

The Coon Hour!

smh oh Philly


On this episode of The Coon Hour we have Philly's Finest [hint of sarcasm] who made a video highlighting their favorite coon beverage - 4 LOKOS! There is something very disturbing about this video and it goes deeper than the obvious coonin, there aren't any chicks in this video...now, if you remember my previous post about 4 lokos you wud remember that i pointed out if you wanna get gang banged and not remember anything this drink is for you, well...im gonna add to that - if you wanna partake is homo relations and not remember anything this drink is for you also. Its clear as day, THESE COONS ARE PROMOTING AN UNDERGROUND GAY SEX TRADE OPERATION! There is no other explanation for having 30+ males in one video without any females, not even a crack head nodding off in a corner, and what makes it so bad, instead of using heroine or any other drug to lure their victims in they're targeting the hood by using 4 lokos to snag um HOOK, LINE, & SINKER! So you betta hide ya kids, hide ya wife, hide ya husbands cuz they rape'n errbody out here - now RUNTELLDAT HOMEBOY!

no shade...

Another Black Girl Lost....

*sigh*

Pink Skully - $1.99
Fatigue Shirt - $4.99
Cubic zirconia Jesus piece - 2 for $5.99
Getting Morfeus's daughter to choose the blue pill - PRICELESS!!!

are those cigarette burns on her ass?? smh somewhere Lawrence Fishburn is 2secs away from hittin that crack pipe, this cant be life

oh & its shaved too...


no shade...

Clown!

Brian Pumper is the man behind Montana Fishburn's sex tape and now he's trying to make his musical debut by coming at Jay Z. I guess his previous digg at Rick Ross [here] didn't work out too well for him.

What I don't understand is, how does he expect to get fame off of dissing Jay Z? Jay is so far above this man, he has no time to be responding to this bullshit. I highly doubt that Jay is cruising World Star Hip Hop and YouTube looking for niggas coming at his neck. #sideeye

Brian, I'm going to do this for hip hop fans around the world:

WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU, YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE!

#noshade

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ANTOINE DODSON

I laughed, cringed , smh and prayed for Antoine Dodson. The viral video going around is everything but right. Why would a news station put that up and call it serious journalism. What part of that video did they think was appropriate to convey the story.Then the actual victim did not make it any better, why would you appear on TV like that then have the nerve to show your apartment looking like that. Chile what happened to your edges was Obama beauty supply store closed so you could not get a wig or weave to do a kitchen hair style before the camera stared rolling. Yes they are bamas but that does not negate how you carry yourself or live. Not only did Antoine show out, act up, bedazzled out he also became a vigilante and crusader for justice. I am guessing all common sense, self respect went out the door when the TV crew arrive. His sister almost got raped in front of her kids and no one is reporting on that.

This video is featured on many conservative blogs only to reinforce negative stereotype of black people. Even though we have the eloquence of the first family in the white house we also have niggatry which is Dodson and nem.Why isn't there an out cry or some form of an apology from the news station. Cause you and I know they did not care about the rape its all about him acting a fool on TV. Our kind get kill and missing everyday and nothing comes of it especially in the mainstream media.Where is the FCC when you need them. I am convince the news station put them up to this. For a little fame and food some of  us will sell our souls, cause now homeboy is famous he has a song out, ring tone and clothing line. If what he had on when the story broadcast is any indication of what the clothing line is going to look like you know its going to be a hot mess. I digress its just too much too write and comprehend at the same time with this story.

The next wave of civil rights movements is going to focus on ending coonry, niggatry , hoetry, babymamaism, ignorance,self hate,delusion of grandeur, etc before we can move on to....

I am not proud of myself for watching, laughing and clicking on the story which is Antoine Dodson (hide ur husband....lol i couldn't help it ).

Ask Banshee!

So we here at The Wild Banshee decided to offer our readers the opportunity to "ask banshee" for advice when it comes to anything, i.e. how to snatch a wig, how to tell if your man is cheating, sex toys, etc. Feel free to send your questions to askbanshee@gmail.com. Your identity will remain anonymous  [pinky promise]...let the snatching begin!

Wild Banshee of The Day

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My timeline was filled to the brim with fuckery, courtesy of @NotUrDiaryBitch

Please click and follow her and her band of goons. They have no mercy on anyone stepping out of line on Twitter.

#dead

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Side Chicks/Ugly Chicks Are Winning!

So this weekend proved that sometimes side chicks and ugly chicks do prevail. This weekend was the weekend of weddings! T.I and Tiny are one of my favorite couples. Tiny has stuck with T.I through thick and thin, and he has finally put a ring a ring on it! *does Beyonce "Single Ladies" hand flip* But there is no doubt that Tiny is on the ugly chicks side. No shade though. Here goes a pic from their fly wedding:



Next up the infamous side chick. Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz tied the knot this weekend as well. Alicia Keys along with Gabrielle Union, are giving all the "I'm cuter than your wife" side chicks a glimpse of hope. Lets all hope Swizz is beyond his cheating ways, and karma doesn't swing its nasty head around, and give Ms. Keys a dose of her medicine. Here's a pic from the wedding:

You Ain't Shit

Just when I thought that fuckery had avoided my macbook today, I ran into this shit.

His ass needs to be beat. His momma's ass needs to be beat. And her momma's ass needs to be beat. This is just a 1:06 of pure, 100% fuckery - no chaser. I wonder where this man grew up and how he thought that this shit was acceptable. Bleach my nigga!!! Really? You couldn't just settle for Dawn or some Frank's Red Hot? You went all the way left.

I swear, I'm never drinking anything that I didn't personally pour myself.

Ant let's not get on his mugshot... Why did he feel the need to pose? I guess he was proud of what he did. Ain't this a bitch.

#dead

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Wild Banshee Of The Day

*sighs heavily* Everyone is a model these days. I just don't get it. Who hyped this woman's mind up to give her the courage to even think about modeling? Maria Scott Photography deserves to be shut down for photographing this baboon! If u want to express your thoughts of her, her twitter is: @MsEnvy and she has a fan page -__-: @MsEnvyFanPage

Where were y'all ?????

After reading the blogs and seeing the solidarity of bitterness I must ask where were y'all when my ex boyfriend was trifling? When I needed to be hyped to scratch up cars, bleach clothing, make a fool out of myself to feel good on the inside, where was my mob? Even though I should have let it go and move on with my life where was y'all egging me on to fight for the relationship?

Forget moving on and with time healing my wounds. Even though it's a pattern of him cheating I'm a strong black woman that stands behind my man through thick and thin. I was there from the start so all common sense goes out the window when it comes to him. When I caught him cheating why didn't y'all urge me to blog and put home girl on front street cause guess what he was my man not hers and she need to be embarassed. They say situations are blessing in disguise but guess what I invested years in something that I knew was getting worst but he was my man.

Where were my friends when I needed someone to spy on her Twitter updates, fb status and her tumblur about love? How dare her think she can have happiness with my man. To hell with her having a career or job cause her personal life epitomize who she is as a person. She committed adultry so she should burn @ the stakes forget me and him committing fornication (sex b4 marriage) and y'all bearing witness against y'all neighbors (which is a part of the sins). You know my side that's what counts even though there are four sides in this case ; my side, his side her side and the truth.

My delusions of changing him  got interupted by her forcing my man to be with her. They say that black women do not support each they are wrong cause in time of treachery we come together. Even though he moved on and are happy it's not too late... Where are y'all? Don't forget to wish bad Karma for her cause "how you get him is how you are gonna lose him". Cause through it all I would take him back and be on extra guard for these slut buckets trying to take him away from. With y'all help we can shade her and snatch that wig.

The Art of Seduction....

"Low self-esteem repels, confidence and self-sufficiency attract. The less you seem to need other people, the more likely others will be drawn to you. Understand the importance of this in all relationships and you will find your neediness easier to suppress. But do not confuse self-absorption with seductive narcissism. Talking endlessly about yourself is eminently anti-seductive, revealing not self-sufficiency but insecurity." -Robert Greene "The Art of Seduction"

Everyone, at some point, seduces another.

Everyone, at some point, is an object of seduction.

The trick is, in either role, to savour the moment.

I ended up reading "The Art of Seduction" by Robert Greene about two years ago. I loved "48 Laws of Power" so I absolutely had to read this book, and it turned out that this book was even better than the first. It is littered with anecdotes of historical figures who engaged in the act of seduction or were seduced, from Cleopatra to Casanova. After reading it one is equipped with the knowledge to perhaps become a skilled seducer. Overall, this book is great if you like learning, are interested in psychology, and want to develop a mastery of romantic social interaction. However, Greene doesn't specifically point out how you can seduce someone you already know so i decided map that out...


The key is getting the person to see you in a new light:


Step 1. Put distance between you and your 'target'. Don't tell him/her you're distancing yourself, just do it! If your friend likes you they WILL miss you. If they threw the "Let's be friends" card out and doesn't care for you at all, they'll still feel your absence because your loss of interest will wound their ego--that's important.

Step 2. Be different. Alter your appearance, make friends with new types of people, sculpt your body, develop new interests, and date as many people as you can. Try to date only those who are at least as attractive as your target, otherwise they'll look down on you.

Step 3. Reintroduce yourself to your target. Don't approach them directly. It's important that they now come to you. If you haven't talked to him/her in a while, they may have forgotten about you. That's not necessarily a bad thing--maybe the old you was forgettable. But it's a good idea to have maintained an indirect connection with your guy/girl. Maybe you are an aquaintance of one of their friends. Chat with that person occasionally (Don't mention the friend you'll be seducing!) and that person will probably give your target updates about you. Or maybe you work in the same office or have the same circle of friends. In that case, they can witness changes in you first hand. Remember, however, that if you have to see your target regularly it is all the more important to maintain an emotional distance until you're ready for the seduction to really begin. If they suspects that you're improving yourself for him/her or that you're trying to make them jealous, all your hard work will be destroyed.

Now you can reintroduce yourself in one of several ways:
a) Haunt/stalk him/her periphery by attending the places he/she attends without taking much notice of them, making them come to you.
b) Play the "coquette," seeming interested then disinterested, interested then disinterested.
c) arrange a "chance" meeting. I like this one.
d) befriend or date a friend of theirs[side eye, this can get messy].


Once they start to think they didn't know you as well as they thought they did and displays a little interest in the new you, you can start over again and use the tactics outlined in Greene's book.[yea you gotta read the book, you didnt think i would give u all the secrets, did you? lol]


At the end of the day you can't seduce everyone, but I find that whether you suceed or fail usually depends on your observation skills and on how well you implement the tactics. You have to be innovative. No one book can tell you how to seduce every single person in every single situation. Seduction is all about manipulation & deception, feelings can get hurt so proceed with caution.