Sunday, August 8, 2010

Dear Lala...



First and foremost i would like to congratulate you on finally, after 10 years convincing Carmelo to marry your ass, no shade involved. Now....

WTF is going on with your head? You look like that thing on Beatle Juice where it's head shrunk but his body stayed big, whatever your doing cease immediately. You look like some coked out stoner, your eyes are buggin outta ur head, please stop before you become somebody's ex-wife b4 the year is up. Why did you feel the need to lose weight anyway? Its not like your doing anything relevant these days...once again, no shade involved.

And another thing, if i was to chop ur head off in this pic you would be Kim K, stop it. Idk why you bitches wanna be like that fame whore. You are a strong black woman, stand on your own please. Idk what type of voodoo or roots Kim got on yall but pray to Buddha, catch the Holy Ghost, fuck a Catholic preist, or something bc this is not acceptable. Keep following in her foot steps and your gonna be just like her - left alone with nothing but a nose job and cheek implants.

I foresee a Carmelo and Lala sex-tape in the future...


Sincerely,

Your Favorite Wig Snatcher

no shade...

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