Monday, August 16, 2010

Sunday's Best!


This right here is my swag
all the boys are on me swag
everybody pay attention
this right here is my
FRESH OFF THE BOAT SWAG!!

*sigh*

Dear RiRi,

BITCH WTF DO YOU HAVE ON?? Your stylist must be on vacay and left your ass confused and lost. Bitch are those fatigue jeans O_o now dont get me wrong you's a bad bitch when you want to be but this outfit is just tragic and unfortunate. And those white church shoes...im confused, was it communion sunday? Some deaconess must have caught the Holy Ghost, kicked off her shoes, and you made a mad dash with them smh FAIL FAIL FAIL!!!!

Lets bow our heads and pray....Dear Lord plz forgive this child bc she knows not what she do, & Lord plz forgive the back of her head for being tardy for the party...AMEN! Im done...there is absolutely no reason for the back of her head to look like a bowl of pubic hairs. Bitch use black gel, jam, cum, shit anything to lay that patch of dry, rough as hair down smh how dreadful. Bitch you just made me throw up in my mouth, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Noseriously im still stuck on these fatigue jeans tho...


Regards,

Your Favorite Wig Snatcher!


no shade...

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