Can Watching Porn Turn You Gay?

Ummmm maybe.

As a female who actually likes watching porn i can say that too much of a good thing can definitely turn bad. Most of us didnt start watching porn on our own, we were pressured by a boyfriend/boo/jumpoff to watch it once it was "accidentally" popped into the DVD player & curiosity got the best of us. Though apprehensive at first we actually grew to tolerate it once in awhile, if not like it all together. But what happens when every now and then turns into every night? Or when the only way you can get in the 'mood' is when you watch porn? This is a problem that can seriously hurt your sexual appetite.

Watching porn can actually be very insightful and interesting. You can learn different 'tricks' for the bed room, what makes your partner tick, & their sexually fantasies, but it can very well be detrimental as well. Which brings us to the 3some/girl-on-girl action.

Hypothetically speaking [of course] the subject of a threesome pops up one day when yall are watching one of these 'flicks.' The average chick says "HELL NO NIGGA" [lol] while the curious one actually considers it for a second, a lil hesitant she responds with a subtle "no,' but the seed has been planted and continues to grow. With much persistence & relentlessness she eventually considers it, and agrees. [DISCLAIMER: i have never had a threesome b4 therefore i do not know the particulars of constructing one, this is just based on what i've been told so work with me]. A third party is then discussed and agreed upon; friends, friends of friends, ex-girlfriends, boos, & jump-offs are all off limits, it must be a neutral party, somebody that you will never encounter again - the chick working at Starbucks, a stripper, etc.  Anyway, so judgement day is here, its a lil awkward at first but you get through it with the help of your favorite drug of choice (goose, 4 lokos, weed, ecstasy, etc.).

When its all said and done you actually enjoyed, fuck it - YOU LOVED IT! However, the part that you liked the most had nothing to do with your boyfriend but your invited friend - the chick. You quickly start asking yourself "does this mean im gay?" Sensing that your overreacting, you immediately place the thought out of your head. But not long after its back. It gets to the point where you cant stop fantasizing about your lil rendezvous. Your thoughts are consumed with the way she smelled, her touch, her taste, and you get excited all over again. Embarrassed by your thoughts you dont tell your boyfriend, instead you invade his stash of pornos and find the one with your favorite girl-on-girl scenes, pop it in, and masturbate until your satisfied. Filled with guilt you cant even look your man in the eyes anymore, let alone have sex with him, in fact the only part of sex you enjoy is when he's giving you oral sex. Eventually the relationship falls apart from lack of sexual desire and satisfaction on your part. Its like that first hit of crack, your constantly searching for that first high but unfortunately your search is in vain bc you will never get it back. What now?

First and foremost: YES BITCH YOUR GAY! So stop convincing yourself otherwise. You allowed a man to influence your actions smh yea your a dumb bitch but theres nothing you can do about it now, your turned. You prolly been gay since birth and it took up until now for you to bust outta the closet. YOU MAD? Well get glad and accept it. And fellas you aren't excluded from this lil scenario either. Yall are mighty suspect too, constantly watching another man's dick on camera hmmmm next thing you know you'll want to reenact the scenes with a man. Mark my words.

At the end of the day, you may think that this scenario is a little far fetch but there is a positive correlation with watching porn & 3somes. Meaning, the more you watch porn the more you will want to have a 3some, and there is an even bigger correlation between 3somes and lesbian relations - more 3somes = more gay relations. LESBI-HONEST! Just think twice the next time you decide to pick up a porno and watch it with your dude. It can ultimately turn you into a carpet-munching cat snatcher. And you'll be stuck asking yourself can porn turn you gay? Yes it can!


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