Beat Face Blues

Ladies (and Queens too)... Some of y'all obviously never took the time to watch a makeup application tutorial. Some of y'all are walking around like y'all are cute looking all pasty in the face and casket ready. So... to help some of y'all out with your Beat Face Blues, I've compiled a list of tips:

-Foundation is supposed match your skin tone. you should have two shades, one for summer, one for winter. When applying, make sure you blend it into your hair and neckline. She obviously missed this step... how unfortunate.



-Don't cake on concealer, or you'll ending up looking like:



-Do not use dark lip liner with a lighter shade of lipstick.

-If you've tattooed your brows in, just disregard this, there's no hope, if not, if you draw them in, don't over do it or you will end up looking like Drake... and we've all seen his eyebrows. o_O. Personally, I just stick to getting mine snatched by Nina or Tina.

-Do not pack blush on your cheeks, tap some of the powder off the brush. Also, know which color is for you, reds and pinks aren't for everyone...you don't want to look like you belong hanging on your grandmother's wall as a porcelain doll.

-Just stay away from glitter/shimmer if you don't know what you're doing, the Bratz Doll look never caught on.


-Stay away from white eye liner, especially if you're on the darker side. It resembles...you know what, just don't do it.

-EVERY COLOR IS NOT FOR YOU!!! Just because your friend can wear it doesn't mean you should. If you're Wesley Snipes in the complexion, you better think twice before you apply that hot pink eyeshadow. Oh and mixing all those colors on your eyes isn't cute if you don't know how to blend. You look like a painter's palette.


-Know what lip color works for you, if you have teeth the color of LemonHeads, don't even bother picking up that pink or red.

-Last but not least, if you're going to wear lashes, make sure you BEAT YOUR FACE everyday until you take them off. You look pretty dumb with these Hollywood lashes and I see all those blemishes on your face.

Now follow these simple rules so you don't become a messy victim of the Pasty Face Princesses, because I will point at your picture and laugh when I see you on messdressed.com.