Livin la vida LOKO!

THIS!!!!!!!!!

Four Loko (n.) - Legalized cocaine in a can. If you consume Four Lokos you can expect to encounter the same results typically associated with snorting a small mountain of cocaine.

"My dealer isn't picking up" "Okay whatever, we'll just get some Four Lokos, blend it with sum baking soda & sniff that!"

Four Loko is liquid crack in a can DEFINITELY! If you wanna wake up in a pigeon coup & not remember anything the next day this drink is for you.

If your confused about what exactly a Four Loko is, let me enlighten you...

Four Loko is an alcoholic energy drink. It's available in 9 different flavors of death: grape(a coon favorite), orange, fruit punch, blue raspberry, watermelon(the coons love this one also), vanilla, lemonade(BURR), & cranberry lemonade(my personal fav)! It features a WOPPING 12% alcohol by volume(usually in a 24oz can) & the amount of caffiene that will have you wired like a crackhead for days, all for a small fee of only$3.

Four Loko got its name because it sends the person who consumed it into FOUR STAGES OF RATCHETNESS:

Stage 1: Tipsy (loud, might stumble, slightly annoying laugh)
Stage 2: Drunk (embarassing, stumbling, slight slur)
Stage 3: Wasted (heavy slur, falling, hitting on fat girls)
Stage 4: Black Out (no ability to speak, vomiting, waking up next to a fat girl, memory loss)

This fellow here is definitely a stage 4 loko. I consumed a four loko once & all i remember was NOTHING. I woke up on my bathroom floor fully clothed with a drool string that extended from my mouth to the toilet seat -__- my mouth was dry as hell as if i was consuming cotton balls all night...the funny thing is i wasnt hungover. I woke up feeling like a million bucks, ready to run a decathlon, crazy right? i guess all that 'energy' does sum damage control the next day. At the end of the day, if you wanna be gang-banged & suffocate in a pool of your own urine then i suggest you drink a four loko bc its the 'new' goose. The hoes get loose and raggedy off a four loko, poppin that pussy for all the goons!

no shade...