Roundtrip Ticket: NYC to PHL

Every group of girlfriends has that one naïve chick who could walk in on her man all inside another woman's vagina and yet, she'll listen to his lies and even believe that he slipped and fell inside her!

Bye girl.

I can't say that I've never turned a blind eye to some bullshit myself, but this chick...she takes the cake; for the sake of this story, lets just call her Jasmine [hypothetically of course]. Jasmine has this "boyfriend" (another term that means nothing in this story); lets call him David for short [again, hypothetically].

Jasmine has had numerous friends tell her about David and his escapades with other women. They've witnessed it. Heard the tales first hand from the females he was with. And even have heard him admit the truth. Yet, Jasmine still hangs on to his ass like a leech and will snatch any woman's wig who dares to come in between them.

Ladies, its bad enough to be a fool once (maybe even twice, but you don't tell your friends about that one) however, it is another thing for your fucked up relationship to be on public display for all to see. These are some characteristics of a Jasmine-type friend so that you can identify her:

• If you are commuting from New York to Philly every weekend to see you cheating ass man, chances are, you're a #basicbitch
• If you are lying to yourself about this undiagnosed "situation" in your lady parts AND your man is urging you to use condoms yet you don't see the point, chances are, you're a #basicbitch
• If your man's idea of an anniversary is spending time with you at the local bar, chances are, you're a #basicbitch
• If you have maxed out your American Express card in order to buy him something and you can't even pay your bills, chances are, you're a #basicbitch
• If you made your man write a list of all the chicks that he slept with and then you get mad when half of them are your friends, chances are, you're a #basicbitch
• If your roommate has gone on the record saying that your boyfriend gave her an STD and you stayed with him, chances are, you're a #basicbitch
• If your man has isolated you from your friends who know that truth about him AND you let him, chances are, you're a #basicbitch
• If your man won't even take the trash out of the house that he's staying at for free, chances are, you're a #basicbitch

Sometimes it's hard to spot these types of women but, I promise you, one out of five women are currently exhibiting these #basicbitch like tendencies. However, if that #basicbitch happens to be you than maybe you need to reevaluate what is necessary in your life.

#shotsfired

Have you sniffed your man's drawls today?

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DISCLAIMER: Names mentioned in this post are fictional and do not depict any factual people however, if your name is Jasmine or David and you happen to mirror the lives of the fictional people in this post... eat a dick and save a life. The photo credit goes to Star Power Marketing Group, LLC.