If you didnt get a mouth full of fuckery from part one dont worry im sure part two will have you gaggin. Take a gander...
This is why you dont give niggaz camera time. They go above and beyond with the fuckery. Its a known conspiracy that news reporters search high and low for the most bansheest individuals to give their account of the incident. In this episode of The Coon Hour, Kelly Dodson - the lady captured in the videos above in City Trend's finest threads - was allegedly laying in bed when a man climbed in bed with her and attempted to rape her, but not before her brother, Antoine Dodson - adorned in a 'black' wife beater, red bandana (soo woo to the bloods), and a cloud of glitter - came to her rescue. The 'intruder' ended up getting away but not without leaving some evidence: a t-shirt & fingerprints. Now...instead of giving a 'normal' account of the incident, 'these ppl'[yes the infamous THESE PPL] chose to SHOW THE FUCK OUT!
First up is Kelly Dodson. "I was attacked by some idiot out here in the projects." Really, i didnt notice. She goes on to say in the second video that he choked her, told her he wud kill her, and called her all types of bitchez. SMH. This is the first time i ever witnessed a news broadcast bleep out a word and im from Brooklyn. "You you you left all ur evidence...i got ur t-shirt...i got ur scent..." Waitwhat?? Is she part basset hound, im confused, wtf do you need his scent for?? Nevermind dont answer that. As if she wasnt enough, Antoine snatches the mic.
Antoine, full of zest, clearly upstaged Kelly in the theatrics department. You would have thought somebody tried to 'rape' his bussy. He was serving so much hand & neck that i expected him to fly away, but not before a suicide dip of course. "Well...obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park...he's climbin in y windows, he's snatchin yo ppl up tryin to rape em so yall need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, & hide yo husband cuz they rapin errrrbody out here!"[insert eye rolls, neck rolls, & an explosion of glitter here] Lmaoooo i really cant.....
LTROMAO[laughing the rim of my anus off] i had to do it....NOW RUNTELLDAT HOMEBOI!!!
no shade...
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